just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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