Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull