She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I cannot find my penis.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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