Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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