my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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