I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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