My room smells like vodka and shame
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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