i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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