I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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