Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
