if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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