I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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