Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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