Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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