no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch