Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
someone owes me an orgasm
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Hippo gnu deer
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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