no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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