so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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