Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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