sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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