He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn