please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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