question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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