I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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