I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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