Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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