Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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