Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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