i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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It's never too late to be topless.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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