Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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