ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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