i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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