By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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