did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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