she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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