She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Everyone says I win the strip club
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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