How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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