If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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