is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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