420 ftw
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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