We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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