so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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