i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You almost got us killed.
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I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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