what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I see more hoeing in ur future
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
