This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think I sprained my soul last night
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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