I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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