We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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