Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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