Can i not drive my cunt home
Your mouth is God's brothel.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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