I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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