just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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