I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
