he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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