Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Reggie can tackle my bush.

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(907): View more from Alaska

It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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(515): View more from Iowa

The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.

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(207): View more from Maine

Damn you and your Monday night power hours.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?

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(813): View more from Florida

I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.

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(786): View more from Florida

I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.

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