Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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